why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Where did you get a picture of my penis
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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