In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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