i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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