You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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