it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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