So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
barbara walters just said penis...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Randomize
