i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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