you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There r osticjed everywhere
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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