idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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