If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Fuck appropriateness.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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