Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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