i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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