So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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