I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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