whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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