It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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