I got chris browned last night
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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