just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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