im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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