You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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