who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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