i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize