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Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!

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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.

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I guess we all know what he was cookin.

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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique

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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people

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Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.

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