Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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