If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
