me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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