its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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