yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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