Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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