I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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