i barfeds in our rink
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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