Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
