they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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