That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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