Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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