he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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