he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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