So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
