But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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