Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
