i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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