I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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