Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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