I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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