i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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