I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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