she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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