You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize