At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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