god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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