I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
