On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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