obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I have post one night stand depression
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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