So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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