And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
one two three fourrrrnication!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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